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Monday, August 15, 2005 

Dora...

If you have kids (especially girls) then you are most likely well acquainted with Dora the Explorer. My oldest daughter LOVES Dora the Explorer... Mommy and myself... well, not so much.

The whole show is actually starting to freak me out a little bit. Who are the parents of this little girl... letting her go gallivanting around with some monkey? My opinion on the whole thing... Dora has Hydrocephalus... and her parents are letting her go out and about with her big head and some "monkey" because that's what she wants to do. I don't think the monkey is real, not just because it's a cartoon. I think the whole thing is in her big damn head, including the magical "backpack" she totes around that has EVERYTHING in it.

Her parents are letting her do all this because she has this disease and they want her to be happy. And if being happy means pretending to be an "Explorer" then so be it.

I think I need to leave the room when Dora's on from now on.

Todd are you trying to tell us something about yourself maybe? I have seen your head.

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