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Wednesday, August 03, 2005 

New Form of Torture...

If the government, or whomever, is looking for a new form of torture... look no further than my 1 month old daughter. After listening to her SCREAMING for hours on end... I'd have done just about anything to make it stop...

If I was robbing a bank or something, and they blasted that noise at me... I'd run out with my hands smashed onto my ears crying, "MAKE IT STOP!!!" I don't know how much longer this can go on...

My wife has it much worse than me though. She has to listen to her for most of the day while I'm at work. When I get home from work, it starts all over again because she only wants to be held by my wife. Don't even think about sitting down while you're holding her... she'll have none of that. You need to be pacing the floor, while bouncing, shooshing, and swinging.

I hope she sleeps today and tonight... she needs it.

My daughter does the same thing. I've been looking for a knob on the back of her head to turn down the volume, but so far, no luck... my wife's babysitter used to feed them eyedroppers of Nyquil, maybe that will work.

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