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Friday, April 01, 2005 

More Sister-In-Law Antics

I hear from my wife last night that the sister-in-law now has a plan. I think to myself, this outta be good. Her grand plan is to move. She has decided that it would be in her (and her son's) best interest to pack up and move to Bullhead City. The reasoning behind this: Money.

Across the river from Bullhead City is Laughlin. Laughlin is in Nevada and has Casinos... She thinks that she can move down there and get a job waiting tables in one of the casinos and make a fortune. I think there is another reason for moving there... Laughlin is where she gets her Meth from. I think she wants to get away from the watchful eyes of the family and move closer to the root of all her evils.

I predict this move lasts for one month... tops. From Bullhead City, it is about a 45 minute drive to her parent's place... not just around the corner anymore... can't just drop off the kid and go party. That and her delusions of grandeur will soon fade away once she realizes that people eat at casinos because the are inexpensive. She will soon see that people go to casinos to spend their money on gambling, and not on tipping the goth-waitress.

She will not be traveling lightly. She has reunited with all her drugy friends and they are all going to make the trek together... like a little cult. I don't know what it's going to take for her to get to the breaking point... in her mind, she hasn't hit bottom yet. She is burning a lot of bridges on her little course to self destruction though. More to follow...